The European Commissioner for Competition is hard at work. Google is most likely to remain largely untouched by Margrethe Vestager's possible attempt at splitting it.
Jucnker is in trouble, as it emerges that Luxembourg under his leardership offered multinational companies a tax rate close to zero.
David Cameron will not pay the large additional bill from the EU ... or will he?
The day before the hearings start in parliament, has Juncker his Commissioners in school, so there is not talked too much about it, we do not talk about.
Juncker has his problems finding a female commissioner, and it ends up that he gets more problems with gender equality Commissioner when he goes so unilaterally after a female candidate.
EU parliament must approve the individual member countries' budgets. Some countries find it difficult to get the budgets to stick together and just got to pump it with both hot air, money from prostitution and drug trafficking.
Over there - over there - he is all alone!
The exchange of new imaginative sanctions between the EU and Russia.
Russia impose sanctions against the EU.
Vladimir Putin has stopped laughing at EU sanctions against Russia, now he will soon need other, less sensitive friends than the EU.
Xi Jinping has no problems with Putin's expansion plans of Russia and can probably offer him a good companionship.
EU allows member states to send weapons to the Kurds, in spite bad experiences with too many weapons circulating in the region
Text 1: ... we deliver weapons to the Kurds, as many as you want.
Text 2: No, unfortunately we do not deliver weapon, which destroy themselves after six months.
EU politicians returning from vacation and the inbox is filled with problems.
Herman Van Rompuy has asked member countries to put up with female candidates for the posts of Commissioners. Helle Thorning has a few obvious female candidates in Gjerskov and Christina Antorini. Morten Bødsskov has long tried to get into position for an EU position, but it will probably be a little difficult to cheat here
Angela Merkel and Francois Hollande has had enough of war-like conditions in the EU's backyard.
It turns out just that there are many ways to understand the concept of "a ceasefire" on.